what are they waiting for??
Ok check it let’s break it down, last night i was handed alcohol in massive quantities, and I drank it, I know I kissed a boy in my bed and then I passed out before I could possibly do anything else, I know I texted the boy I really like and said something like ” i have a lot of things to say but I never really know what to pick since I can’t guarantee any sort of response, oops lol ” and then he ACTUALLY responded with something about a Cat scan and limbic systems, and I said ” it’s actually a CT scan ” and then he stopped responding, I am hungover like crazy and I learned today that when you have an ant problem in your home and you leave out a glass of lemonade, the ants will drink your lemonade and be all silly about it
Zero is home zero is home zero is home Sally is the best it’s the craziest stroke of luck and thankyou world
My friend just asked me my favorite kind of chocolate, and I said What like favorite brand? And he said Like your favorite flavor. And I didn’t know what to say so I said Unmmm favorite chocolate umm, Sleep flavored. And I was half joking and when I said Sleep flavored he said
mmm sleep the best but most rare
filled with chamomile butterfly wings
grass from a moonlight hill
warmed by cat stomachs
but the cats are warmed by dogs
My cat is missing and the longer he is gone the more I feel my heart shriveling up.
I have a crush on everybody I ever meet for about three days then I get over it. That’s the extent of my romantic feelings.
:-* :-) !!!!